- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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