What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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