what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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