why did you poop because you are a poop

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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