- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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