Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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