This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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