- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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