- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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