Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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Sloths

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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