whats black and large -me

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Homo say what?

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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jsahgfvdjfhgdehv? oiyduhgfdushy

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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