- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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