- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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