- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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