A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

batman farted so hes retarded

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

rent a cops

Charlie Sheen is winning

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What do black people eat? Food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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