What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

How many light bulbs? 1

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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