- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

I enjoy Popcorn

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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