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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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