- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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say it ten times fast: oh

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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