Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

I named my son ps2 controller

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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