- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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batman farted so hes retarded

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What do black people eat? Food.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

rent a cops

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

WOw you have no life

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Charlie Sheen is winning

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

you gay?

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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