- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

The Colts this year.

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