- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

eoin burgin is fat

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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