What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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