- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

This is not a joke.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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