What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Jack Stevens

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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