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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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