- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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