- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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