- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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