- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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