Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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