- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

justin beiber sucks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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