Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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