- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What's 1+1? 69.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Knock Knock. Not home.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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