- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What rhymes with milk...milf

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