What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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