- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

whats worse than a kane nothing

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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