Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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