- Anti Joke

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

SHUT UP JP

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