- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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