The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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The holocaust

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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