what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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