- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

A man walked into a bar owch

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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