What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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you see theres this guy.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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