- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Grace Ackerson

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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