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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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