What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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