- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Yo mama so fat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Gustavo Andrade

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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