What's 9 + 10 19

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Wenis Penis

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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