Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Asian women drivers...

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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