A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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whats white jizz

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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