Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Anti Joke

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