What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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