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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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