- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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