- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

God is real.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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