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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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