I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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