Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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Obama

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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