- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Guest what in the butt

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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