- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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