- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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