- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jordan is pregant

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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