- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Do the roar!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

A woman walks into a bar.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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