- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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