What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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