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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

I put my baby in a microwave.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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