Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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