- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

what is 3+3= 8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Women's Rights

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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