- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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