Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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