- Anti Joke

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."