Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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