- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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