- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Women drivers...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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