Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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What's blue? The sky.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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