a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Face...the other white meat!

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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