A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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I had a lemon. hi.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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