- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

you know whats not funny white boards.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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