- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What's the new green? Green

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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