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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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