what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Tony Romo

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