what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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