- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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