according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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