"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What is 9+10? 19

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

The Big Band Theory

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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