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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

No antijoke here.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

I literally died laughing

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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