What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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