Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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