- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

I like poop in my butt

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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