whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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