Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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what is 3+3= 8

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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