- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

A storm be brewin!

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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