- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

silver bullet?

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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