How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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