- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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