Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Mahmy

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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