Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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