Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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