- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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