What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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whats black and large -me

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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hi

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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