- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

womens rights

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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stinky boner

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

There once was a man from Nantucket.

a blind man walks into a wall

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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