Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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