Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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the bible

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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i committed murder

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Boob

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What does water taste like? Water

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Anti Joke

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