- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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