- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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