What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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