- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

pull my finger (farts)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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