Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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how do you win a game try your best

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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