- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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