roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Large 4

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Anti Joke

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