How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

You're so sweet I have diabetes

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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