what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

your face

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

black chicken. kfc

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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