- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What if I told you.....potatoe

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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