- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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