Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

guess what>? your mum lol

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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