- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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