- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

A lot eh?

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What is 9+10? 19

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Your mam is so fat.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

The Princess is in another castle

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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