Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Lololol

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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