Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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