A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What comes after 69? 70

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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