Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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your face

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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