- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

I had friends on the Death Star.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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