Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Antijokes...

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Guest what in the butt

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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