Women's professional sports

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Dwight Howard

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Pickles are moist.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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