knock knock whos there open open who the door

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

AIDS

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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