- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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