One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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