How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

The duck didn't cross the road.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

But who would want to sell us out and why?

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

PENIS that is all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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