- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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