- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Don't believe in Atheists.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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