Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Women's rights.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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