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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

No soup for you!

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Knock Knock Who did that?

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What has two legs? Half a cat

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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