- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

speak now or forever hold your pee

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