- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Have you ever heard of a goose?

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