- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Sloths

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Lil Wayne

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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