- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What do you call an amazing person Good

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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