- Anti Joke

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings