His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why so serious ?

Good job, son.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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