- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

it was all Tagart

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Chuck Norris.

What do you call an blank test? an F

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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