- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

A women left the kitchen.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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