- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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