- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Chris is hairy

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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