- Anti Joke

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why was the man sad His got raped

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.