- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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