- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Womans baksetball...

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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