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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

knock knock go away!!!

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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