- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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