if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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