A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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