- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sam Hengal.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Women's rights

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