this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

who else is on here?

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

A man did not like this site

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

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