A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

a man makes a bad joke

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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