What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

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