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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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