- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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what are three short words? i a am

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Black people being friendly.

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