- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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