Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A young baby died.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

why does the man appear fat he is

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