- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

A man walks into a vagina

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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