Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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belly button

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Eric is gay Ha

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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