Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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