A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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WNBA

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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