Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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