A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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Caolan and Eamon

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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YOU

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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