What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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Your're racist.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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you see theres this guy.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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