- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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