- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

if you don't like this you're gay

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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